Open letter to the men of the world:

Could you please not urinate all over the restroom floor, in particular in workplaces and other public places? I'm sure you've had years to practice your aim. If for whatever reason you are not feeling so confident about your ability to hit the bowl, maybe you ought to have a seat and have a go at it that way instead. You're guaranteed not to miss. Believe me. I've never missed once.

And you know what? If I did, I would probably make a good-faith attempt to dab it up so that the next person using the restroom would not have to stand and/or sit in an awkward position in an attempt to avoid the puddles on the seat and floor.

My thanks to men who are already thus considerate of others. Would you please spread the word to your brethren?